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Film reviews by a father with a 6-week-old

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By Mark Bazer

Tribune Media Services

(KRT)

With an ever-increasing number of films coming to a theater or video store near you, combined with an ever-shrinking supply of free time, it's important to make your entertainment choices wisely. To help with your selections and to provide a means for this writer to deduct the cost of the movies he sees come tax time, it's time for Film Reviews by a Father With a Six-Week-Old!

(BOLD) Hitch (END BOLD), on DVD "Hitch" gets off to a slow, confusing start, with hastily slapped-together scenes of Nicole Kidman wiggling her nose and driving Will Ferrell bonkers. This nonlinear, avant-garde filmmaking approach in what, judging by the DVD box, promises to be a mainstream romantic comedy starring Will Smith may be intriguing, but it doesn't belong ...what's that, honey? Oh, right, it's a ...